Oyster shell home decor items are all the rage. At first I thought it was a cute coastal craft. But then I got a glimps of the price tags. $450 for a mirror edged with oyster shells? $340 for an oyster shell topiary? $2,000 for a chandelier covered with the common bi-valves?
Really?
I guess to the rest of the USA, oyster shells are exotic and coastal looking. Around here, it's like gluing grass or dirt on something. Oyster shells are everywhere you look along the Gulf Coast. We literally pave our streets with them. We crush them and scatter them along dirt roads to keep the rain from washing the topsoil away.
And if you look in the dumpster behind any seafood restaurant . . . well - oyster shells. (and flies).
Here's just one of the hundred of piles of oyster shells over in Bayou La Batre.
But all the hoopla over the lowly oyster shell made me see it in a new light. Maybe we have been too hasty to shun the rough looking oyster in favor of more elite shells like conch, sand dollars and scallops.
Anytime you see something plain with a big price tag attached, it causes you to rethink and revalue.
So after a few nights of eating oysters, both grilled and raw, I saved the shells, and after thoroughly cleaning them, (which I think is where the high price must come in to play) made my own oyster shell creations.
The mirror turned out okay. I may add some additional small shells to cover the inner rim.
I bought the base mirror for a steal at Hobby Lobby, (love H.L.!!!) and got my
big ole hot glue gun out . . . bang-bang-bang . . . done.
I can't decide where to hang it, so this is a photo of it laying flat, out on the back patio.
And here's my topiary I made. Kind of a coastal creation of oyster shells and spanish moss. Two things for which my grandmother would have said, "Get that out of my house! It's nasty!"
But now, oh Grandmother, it's worth $$$.
Oyster shells? Why not peanut shells?
I know, let's glue pecan shells all over a chair! Pretty!
(ouch)
I know, decorating is a crazy world.
Both creations are heavy as a Buick. But I think they must be worth around $2,000,000 each. Including the cost of all that glue.
In my opinion, eating oysters is more fun than crafting with them.
What do you think? Do you like the oyster shell craze? Do you want my topiary?
I'll give it to you for free, but you have to pay the $800 shipping fee.
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