Don't tell them, but here's a preview of what's under our tree. . .
This Daddy Saddle will bring hours of fun.
Giddy up Dad!
New Pets will teach responsibility. One boy is getting the monkey and the other is getting the raccoon. Now we are looking for a home rabies kit.
Santa will bring some Camels - or hey,
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"
The kids love that joke every year!
It's so nice that they get Santa to advertise these things.
For Buford Baby, we have a stash of ice cold Cokes.
What kind of Cokes? 7-Up.
Things don't get fun until little Billy John-Bob gets
his own case of Corn Syrup. That boy loves his sweets.
And we'll let the boys put on their dress shirts and ties just like real scientists, while pouring hot melted glass everywhere. We have the smartest kids ever.
I'm telling you, we are in for some real fun.